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Sam Stardew Valley Headcanons

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- If he ever had to wear glasses, he would lose them all the time. It doesn’t help that he is absolutely blind while finding them.

- He always wearrs bowties when dressing up; he cannot stand wearing regular neckties. He doesn’t wear the suspenders though - that is much more Sebastian’s thing. 

- Binges anime with Abigail and Sebastian !! (He also cosplays with them)

- He’s generally very clumsy. Most of the time he has small cuts and bruises on him just from tripping over his own two feet.

- Despite being clumsy, he is actually pretty good at dancing. That ranges from slow dancing to dorky dance to absolutely anything.

- Yes, he does know how to do the worm actually. 

- Every time he bakes cookies they end up burnt on the bottom. He’s trying his best though !! He promises

- Sam really enjoys having his hair played with when there isn’t an ungodly amount of gel in it. 

- Love languages are probably physical touch, acts of service, and gift giving? I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if one of his primary love languages was quality time either. He’s definitely a cuddler though. He would love a good cuddle session. 

- He’s tried dyeing his hair multiple different colors before but always ends up returning to blond! Jodi really hates when he dyes his hair so it’s always temporary. 

- Very good at building sandcastles. 

- He has a sweet tooth. Enough said. 

- Sam is terrible at whispering. He cannot do it for the life of him. He can only seem to quiet down in very grim situations. 

- Would do anything to make his friends smile!

- Sam gets wheels that light up for his skateboard. 

- Sam names every guitar and skateboard he has ever had

- Sam would serenade his lover with an acoustic guitar in candle light.